Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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