that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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