You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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