She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Randomize