being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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