If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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