would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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