I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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