Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dick very happy bro
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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