sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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