so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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