Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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