Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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