the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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