my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
That was an excessively violent trivia night
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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