This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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