You were right. It hurts to walk today.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."