this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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