we have officially lost it.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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