Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
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I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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