Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just want to make out with him forever
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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