Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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