hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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