is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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