This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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