drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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