Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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