break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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