Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he thought i was a dude.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Shame - the story of my life.
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