i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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