i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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