I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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