Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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