Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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