And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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