We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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