You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
