Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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