yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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