Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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