that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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