Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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