p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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