Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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