we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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