She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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