The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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