I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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