how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
NoShamevember. You game?
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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