No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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